Someone Den Lost Their Mind!!

Some fool at a concert threw his cup full of beer and ice on the Game (and his child) as he joined fellow label members on stage to performs. The Game said this is return: "Hey yo, whoever just threw that fucking cup and beer on my kids, you about to get fucked up, and I’m about to get sued for it". His entourage then jumps in the crowd after the "DumbAzz" and it appears that he may have been carried out and has his Azz whooped...(At least that is what needed to be done especially being that he was holding his child while it happened!!)

Dear Janice,

It is that time again for your Botox injections!! Please re-up ASAP!! That is all...

Umm.....

I am not totally sure why this ish was even found on the internet?? 1.) I hope this is a woman & 2.)He/She just needs to invest in a lacefront ASAP! SMDH! Where Dew Dey Dew Dis Ish At??

It's A Slow Day, So...

Breastfeeding without a cover at the checkout lane...HUH!

Why is your granny looking like this??

UMM...WTF!! No Comment!!

Really no bra huh?? Going supportless?? Ok Pancake boobs!

It is a European Shoulder Bag, not a purse huh?? But he also has on a zebra belt, flip flops and what it look like a pair of boobs!??

Yep, that is definitely a goat!

If that is what you want to call yourself buddy!

I was a little bored so I went to peopleofwalmart.com in which I have picked out some of the pics that I thought was funny! I hope you have enjoyed, no back to more celebrity foolishness!

Dear Inga,

WTF! Who in the hell left the gate open?? Did you forget that being in the celebrity world that you need to look at your best especially when you have to perform?? These images is a ratchet hot damn mess!!!!!! Why does your fingernails coordinate with your underwear in which is clearly showing?? Are you still deaf in the ear that someone was trying to tell you NOT to wear this outfit, and you could not hear them??? This is definitely going to GhettoHotMess.com!! SN: You clearly need to invest in a dental plan ASAP!

Guess Who??

Woowww!! Ok. Why in the hell you out in public without your raggedy ass do tied up?? You know damn hell well somebody pulled out your extensions so why go out with your hair down...Hint: She shaved her head in a rant prob 3-4 years ago and it look like it is taking forever to grow the hell back!

Guess Who??

Alert.. Warning...Get your Granny A.S.A.P!!!!!

****This is a Warning, I repeat this is a Warning**** Why did this granny's family though it was cool to let her even have this damn string bikini in her damn possession??? She was definitely off her meds this damn day!! This is a melarchy!! I'm Appalled, I'm Flabbergasted! Please tell me Where in Da Hell Dew Dey Dew Dis Ish At??

I Was Minding My Business...Then This??

I seen this shyt on Canal Street in the French Quarter New Orleans July 4th weekend. She was thinking she was the shyt but she really was looking like the episode of Spongebob when Squidward was addicted to Crabby Patties! You know the episode when he says "What's going to happen, I'm going to Blow up?"!! OMG Please if this is your friend be her friend don't ever, ever, ever, ever, let her come round there looking like this again! Geesh!

People Will Do Anything for a Buck!

Like really...I ran across this foolishness in the French Quarter. People was nudging him trying to make him fall and he almost did! It was hilarious!

When in doubt...

Do a reality show! Apparently the Haley brothers are going to start airing a show about coming clean?? Whatever we all knew K-Ci does some crackish thangs! Especially with this hairdo he rocking! I hope he took care of that runny nose issue....

Well...

I love the tights! Nothing else left to say except.. Where Dey Dew Dat At?? (Obviously ATL!)

Just when you though it was safe to grocery shop...

Reports say that a 25 year old Safeway employee was behind the meat counter literally beating meat (his own). This is really disgusting and gross!! Where dey dew dis ish at you ask?? Read the story taken from WCTV.tv:
NEW YORK (CBS)

A 25-year-old Safeway employee allegedly offered a customer more than she was looking for - the woman says she caught him masturbating behind the meat counter of the Louisville, Colo. store, according to reports.

The woman says that on Jan. 31 she was grocery shopping with her child when meat counter worker Nicholas Lorenzo reportedly asked if she was finding everything she was looking for, according to local station KMGH.

The station reports that according to the arrest affidavit, the woman said she noticed movement behind the glass of the neatly displayed meat and saw Lorenzo "holding his penis." He allegedly put his penis back in his pants when he realized the woman wasn't interested in his daily special.

The woman began to walk away from the display, but when she looked back, she allegedly saw him going at it again. The store's manager reported the incident to police and Lorenzo was arrested, reports KMGH.

Lorenzo admitted to "having his penis out of his pants" according to the affidavit.

He was charged with one count of indecent exposure and previously entered a not guilty plea after opting out of a plea bargain that would have given him five years probation and required him to register as a sex offender, reported KMGH.

Lorenzo is set to appear in trail on Sept. 7.

Dear Mia...

Yeah I love those pants and you have a great looking family. However, why do you have on socks w/ sandals?? I know it is summer right?? You cannot possibly be cold! She was seen with this look outside of the David Letterman studios at the Ed Sullivan Theater.

Dear Prince....

Okay we REALLY NOTICE that you have someone that is custom making your clothes already damn! We get it! Can you please now ask your seamtress to make you another outfit. My eyes have seen you in this outfit across the web and TV 3 times. Throw in the towel! Surrender....

Disgruntled Nikki

Racking My Brain...

Trying to figure out since when it turned cool to rock your bra on the outside of your shirt/dress?? Imma need Amber to stop trying to draw attention to herself and go someone and grab her a bottle of Rogaine!

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures.....

Well I wouldn't do this ish on the streets! Where in the hell dew dey dew dis ish at? I have 3 words for them....Get A Room!

Epic Fail for Kelis!

Ummm...Well...Who knew about Kelis album? Please raise your hand if you even heard one of the tracks from her album!! Her album only reported to have sold a whopping 7,500 copies! It did not even go WOOD! LMAO! That is what happens when you try to take one of Hip Hop Heads favorite MC's (Nas), to the cleaners. Em Em Em...SMDH! O well. Better luck next time!

Did anyone remember even hearing anything from the Acapella album?? I guess that would make flop #2!

It's Been A Long Time!

Yep! I know I have been way outta the loop between traveling, going to funerals & family gatherings, etc., but I am back on the sceen for the usual foolishness! I will continue to give you the crazy news and if you have any advice or feedback for me feel free to inquire. Mi Casa Su Casa!! It is your world, I am just a squirrel... Now back to your scheduled blogging about foolishness!