Make's Me Want To Smack The Ish Out Of Him!

This insensitive bastard Paul Shirley, wrote a letter to the people of Haiti in which is basically saying that they are in fault for all they are going through after the 2 earthquake that destroyed that whole area....

Dear Haitians -


First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded.

As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it’s possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation of flimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World

Speak for yourself asshole! Where in Da Damn Hell Dew Dey Dew Dis Dumb Ish At???

Mr. Holyfield!

Evander that is, is looking to get his child support decreased being that he is broke! WTF! Let's back track a lil bit to see WTF happened...... He donated $20 million dollars to Creflo Dollar... Check out his estate....

He has also had an 107 room house built for himself....

He also got a house built with 107 rooms in which is a 57,000 square foot mansion.....

And the fact that his a baby making machine with his 11 children!! He is declaring he is broke!! Well let's see... #1. You can sell that house. #2. You should sell that house. or #3. You outta sell the damn house!! Where da hell dew dey dew dis at??

Dear Pharell,

I'm seriously requesting for you to invest in either a mirror or a stylist cause' this look clearly in NOT the move! You are messing it up for us VA people! You are supposed to represent! This is not role model material.  I'm going to summons you to the Fashion Jail and is ordering you to turn yourself in ASAP!!

Thank You,

Nikki
P.S. Where da hell dew dey dress like dis ish at??

Umm.... Yeah???

Lady sits on her boyfriend and kills him! WTF! Although she killed him by sitting on him and smothering him to death, she is not getting any time behind bars! Apparently they got into an argument with her baby daddy 126 lbs and Landingham who weighs over 350 lbs in which resorted to her sitting on him. He was lying face down on the couch. She pled guilty of involuntary manslaughter in which she received only received 3 years probation and 100 hours of community service! Wow.....Where da hell dey dew dis ish at??

What In The HELL!!

Imma need Amber to go back to that damn Stripper Pole she fell off of & Kanye to stop trying to play her "Fashion Consultant"!! You making her look like a damn idiot! Look at the damn shoes Kanye has on?? I might have worked with a whole different outfitt but definitely not this one! HOT DAMN MESS!

Diddy Is Looking To Build An Army??

He is looking to do something as the reports have been surfacing that he may have impregnated his jump-off Cassie!! A reliable source say that she may be like 2 months pregnant by sperm donor Diddy!! WOW...ain't this a doggone shame! Reliable source "Cassie and Diddy have been trying to keep things under wraps. But now, as the below photos show taken earlier this week at M2 nightclub in NYC, it’s starting to show. MediaTakeOut.com’s insider claims that Cassie’s about 2 months preggers".  Peep the "Prego Pics"....

Umm....Where Are These People's Family???

This is a damn shame someone allowed their Grandpa to take a pic like this!! Why they let ol' girl on the subway looking like a Shitty Mess?? Why -o- why is the giant holding up her man with just her buttcheeks!! Where Da Hell Dey Dew Dis Ish At??

PETA....Get Em!!!

They gonna catch Hell with PETA with these get-ups!! Amber's Red Coat is the Perfect color for a "Hot Damn Mess", Ri-Ri looks like a damn Ostrich!! Lawd how Mercy!!

This Really Is A MUG SHOT!!

Kesan from the show "G's to Gents" was arrested for beating up his 1 year old daughter. WTF! Injuries to include broken arm, one leg, three ribs, a collarbone and bruising.  He apparently tried to clear his name by calling into the local radio station "Ryan Cameron Show" saying that the accusations were false and that he was turning himself in.  Well that is one thing that pipsqueek did do in which he is being held on a $20,000 bond!! Where Da Hell Dew Dey Dew Dis At??

I Know You Are Lady Gaga But....

Dont be going on Oprah looking like an Edward Scissorhands' sister! Imma need you to show some kind of damn class when you go on Oprah... Are you kidding me?? Where da damn hell dew dey dew dis at??