People Will Do Anything for a Buck!

Like really...I ran across this foolishness in the French Quarter. People was nudging him trying to make him fall and he almost did! It was hilarious!

When in doubt...

Do a reality show! Apparently the Haley brothers are going to start airing a show about coming clean?? Whatever we all knew K-Ci does some crackish thangs! Especially with this hairdo he rocking! I hope he took care of that runny nose issue....

Well...

I love the tights! Nothing else left to say except.. Where Dey Dew Dat At?? (Obviously ATL!)

Just when you though it was safe to grocery shop...

Reports say that a 25 year old Safeway employee was behind the meat counter literally beating meat (his own). This is really disgusting and gross!! Where dey dew dis ish at you ask?? Read the story taken from WCTV.tv:
NEW YORK (CBS)

A 25-year-old Safeway employee allegedly offered a customer more than she was looking for - the woman says she caught him masturbating behind the meat counter of the Louisville, Colo. store, according to reports.

The woman says that on Jan. 31 she was grocery shopping with her child when meat counter worker Nicholas Lorenzo reportedly asked if she was finding everything she was looking for, according to local station KMGH.

The station reports that according to the arrest affidavit, the woman said she noticed movement behind the glass of the neatly displayed meat and saw Lorenzo "holding his penis." He allegedly put his penis back in his pants when he realized the woman wasn't interested in his daily special.

The woman began to walk away from the display, but when she looked back, she allegedly saw him going at it again. The store's manager reported the incident to police and Lorenzo was arrested, reports KMGH.

Lorenzo admitted to "having his penis out of his pants" according to the affidavit.

He was charged with one count of indecent exposure and previously entered a not guilty plea after opting out of a plea bargain that would have given him five years probation and required him to register as a sex offender, reported KMGH.

Lorenzo is set to appear in trail on Sept. 7.

Dear Mia...

Yeah I love those pants and you have a great looking family. However, why do you have on socks w/ sandals?? I know it is summer right?? You cannot possibly be cold! She was seen with this look outside of the David Letterman studios at the Ed Sullivan Theater.

Dear Prince....

Okay we REALLY NOTICE that you have someone that is custom making your clothes already damn! We get it! Can you please now ask your seamtress to make you another outfit. My eyes have seen you in this outfit across the web and TV 3 times. Throw in the towel! Surrender....

Disgruntled Nikki

Racking My Brain...

Trying to figure out since when it turned cool to rock your bra on the outside of your shirt/dress?? Imma need Amber to stop trying to draw attention to herself and go someone and grab her a bottle of Rogaine!

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures.....

Well I wouldn't do this ish on the streets! Where in the hell dew dey dew dis ish at? I have 3 words for them....Get A Room!

Epic Fail for Kelis!

Ummm...Well...Who knew about Kelis album? Please raise your hand if you even heard one of the tracks from her album!! Her album only reported to have sold a whopping 7,500 copies! It did not even go WOOD! LMAO! That is what happens when you try to take one of Hip Hop Heads favorite MC's (Nas), to the cleaners. Em Em Em...SMDH! O well. Better luck next time!

Did anyone remember even hearing anything from the Acapella album?? I guess that would make flop #2!

It's Been A Long Time!

Yep! I know I have been way outta the loop between traveling, going to funerals & family gatherings, etc., but I am back on the sceen for the usual foolishness! I will continue to give you the crazy news and if you have any advice or feedback for me feel free to inquire. Mi Casa Su Casa!! It is your world, I am just a squirrel... Now back to your scheduled blogging about foolishness!