Throwback Picture Of The Day!

I ran across this picture today as I have seen it before and it makes me wonder. What look was she trying to pull off? Was she trying out to be a clown for the UniverSoul Circus or what?? Em Em Em SMDH!

Public Service Announcement: If you are Bi-Polar, please keep taking your meds! You have a chemical imbalance in which can deter your fashion choices as well.

Thank You!

Now back to your scheduled postings!

Foolywangness of the Day!

Didn't her momma tell her not to wear white or color undies under light clothing! Get it together. This is a Flaming Hot Mess! She get 10 tickets and 5 days in jail for this ish!

Moobs!!!!

I think I'm going to come out with an invention called the "Man Bra", whereas it presses down the "Man Boobs" so that they would not look like this mess that The Dream has going on! Like Wow!

Whose Buns Are These?

Of course it is the "Media Whore" trying to get some attention! Them watermelon's she trying to purchase matches her head! Where da damn hell dew dey go shopping looking like dis at????????

Giveaway!

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OMG< OMG< Who in the hell left the gate open!

WOW! Where dey do dis ish at??

Umm?? WTF! Not Cool!

Please somebody come get yo kin folk! Lawd how mercy!

You Are The Father!!

Now Stevie Wonder could have seen this resemblance! Get you pockets ready Mr. Knowles cause this here baby is all yours. You ain't got to lie, Matt! That's the real reason Mrs. Knowles left your trifling behind! Em Em Em! SMDH!

Is it Ash Wednesday??

Well it is as according to Toccara & Serena!! Please throw these ladies a clue and a bottle of Jergens. You mean to tell me that on the ride to the event they did not look themselves over before exiting the vehicle?? Where Da Hell Dew Dey Dew Dis At?? Only in Celebville! SMDH!!

I'm Appalled, I'm Flabbgergasted!

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This is the most disgusting thing ever in which it really makes me re-think going to these over priced places to get my underwear! That's some serious BS. Where the Hell Dey Dew Dis Ish At?? Obviously Victoria Secrets, Macys, Gap, Bloomingdales, and Nordstrom's. Never Again!

Some Random Questions to get to know Nikki 757!

I have been ask by a fellow blogger to post and answer these questions about me as she did. Have fun....

1) What age was the very best for you so far?

When I turned 21.....The age in which I can club it out!

2) Did you have a "coming of age" summer?

When I was about to turn 18, I started to think about what is going to happen next!

3) How old were you when you got boobs (or hips)?

Maybe like 13ish. I started to get my "speed bumps" as we called it back then! I didn't get hips until like 16ish.

4) Who was the worst teacher you ever had, and why?

My worst teacher was my history teacher in which she was soooooooo boring, I forgot her dang name. She was old and she wore these raggedy azz sweaters with her monotone azz voice! It was in my 10th grade. We never really paid attention in class because she was so dang boring! Needless to say I didn't good grades in her class!

5) When you were in HS, did you have a guy you thought was "the one"?

Em. I did have a guy in which I thought I wished he could be mine. He drove a red Porshe and he was cute. He just had a big azz head! He was spoiled rotten and got anything that he wanted. He ended up hanging for a lil while but he was a real playa.

6) How old were you the first time you had an alcoholic drink?

Well......My mom had this thing that she would give us some alcohol to make us sleepy. Lord only knows how long she was doing that mess. I really started drinking when I pretty much turned 18 and was going and coming as I please. I worked a full time job and would hang out at my cousin's house (Deb) and get twisted!

7) How old were you the first time you tried a drug?

LOL!!!! I first started with Cannabis by means of peer pressure. My sis asked me to try some and I did. We were parked in her Ford Escort in a shopping center. I just remember being high as gas trying to get out of her car! I felt like I was walking in a movie projector. The first person in which I see coming in the house, My dad!! He all happy like he hadn't seen me in ages. All I wanted to do was go to my room and go to sleep it off or something. Me and my sis goes upstairs to my room and snatches my nephews Teddy Grams and killed them. He was crying and mad cause we took his stuff....LMAO!

8) When did you have your first kiss?

It was the same time as I had my first piece. I was 13 in which I was getting picked on at school because I was a virgin. That is when I decided that on my 13th B-Day I was getting some from my boyfriend. The kiss was great but the first piece sucked!! 2 thumbs down!

9) What do you wish that you knew then what you know now when you were younger?

I wished I knew how to budget and save my money. I still do not know how. If I would've been taught this earlier, I feel like I would've been further in life.

10) Share a random confession about your youth.

The first time that my daddy attempted to give me a "Whooping". I was a daddy's girl and my daddy was pissed in which he decided he was going to whoop my butt his damn self. I was like 14ish or so and I don't understand why he decided to attempt this after taking a shower. Anywhoo, he came in the room with that belt I was scared! I got up on my bed, at first I was laying down chillin, and prepared for that whooping. He started swinging the belt but I was playing double dutch, ducking and dodging the belt. He was getting more and more mad at me because it was not affecting me so he started to swing at me harder. Umm...his towel dropped and my dad flew outta my room so fast....you would've thought that he was Flash Gordon!

Now that I have done a serious post, I hoped that you have enjoyed the craziness of my world.

Where da hell dew dey dew dis ish at??

Umm Em.....???

Ummmmmmmmmm SMDH! Talking about Coordinating!! Geesh!

What Kind Of Damn Job Does She Have??????

Who in the Hell lieft the gate open?? This Weezy F. Baby fan is so crazy about him the she tattooed his image on her side. That in which can be covered by clothes. What in the hell is going on with her face tho?? What circus is her azz working for?? Where in da hell dew dey dew dis ish at??? SMDH!!

Hot Mess of the Month!

Em Em Em.....SMDH......WTF......Where Dey Dew Dis Ish At???????

Fashion Hell No's From the Red Carpet

Zoe...........Ummmm..... WTF!!!! Looks like a gang of poodles are attached to her dress. I'm calling this cruelty to animals! Look at the toes! So you going to a MAJOR event with your toes exposed with absolutely no pedicure and shoes looking like they your big foot sister's shoes.....Where Dey Dew Dat At??

J-Ho and her Bubble Wrap look...She should have really done without the wedding train on the side of the dress...

That leaves us to Mariah......SMDH! What in the Hell?? The dress was fine without her Mimi alterations that she felt needed to be done. Damn Shame what she did to that dress!

Sam Throws Shade At Monique Acceptance Speech!

Imma need you to not hate on Mo and have this look going on at a formal awards show when someone wins an award. Really where dew dey dew dis ish at? Apparently in Samuel Jackson's world.

Dear Ri-Ri,

Imma need you to not dress up like a Draco volan... This look is not it and Imma need for you to stop trying to draw attention to yourself by looking like an idiot. This is not incresing your albulm sales. This is all....

Nikki757

Ummm...???

Looks like you have to be "Boob" tall to ride that ride! Imma need then to next time take this pic sitting down. Em Em Em!

DeAngelo Why Are You Cheap??

DeAngelo (Michael Archer) was arrested in after offering an undercover lady cop only $40 measly buck to give him head. Let me get this straight, you driving your top-of-the- line Range Rover through West Village in New York and only is going to put out $40 bones?? Where Dey Dew Dat At?? He also had $12,000 stashed away in the vehicle. Anywhoo, he was arrested for solicitation. SMDH! Can you say Hot Damn Mess!

WTF Amber??

What kind of ish is this. Are you having a fashion or an identity crisis? Looks like you hunting some carpet munchers with this look. Please do not do this again.

Ri-Ri Scratches in the Airport!

If not then I don't know what else is going on. Maybe it's a flair up of the infamous "Herpes" or she has to pee. Either way Imma not need her to grab her crouch like that knowing that she is always in the public eye. SMDH!!!!!!