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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Make's Me Want To Smack The Ish Out Of Him!


This insensitive bastard Paul Shirley, wrote a letter to the people of Haiti in which is basically saying that they are in fault for all they are going through after the 2 earthquake that destroyed that whole area....

Dear Haitians -


First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded.

As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it’s possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation of flimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World

Speak for yourself asshole! Where in Da Damn Hell Dew Dey Dew Dis Dumb Ish At???

Monday, January 25, 2010

Mr. Holyfield!


Evander that is, is looking to get his child support decreased being that he is broke! WTF! Let's back track a lil bit to see WTF happened...... He donated $20 million dollars to Creflo Dollar... Check out his estate....

He has also had an 107 room house built for himself....


He also got a house built with 107 rooms in which is a 57,000 square foot mansion.....

And the fact that his a baby making machine with his 11 children!! He is declaring he is broke!! Well let's see... #1. You can sell that house. #2. You should sell that house. or #3. You outta sell the damn house!! Where da hell dew dey dew dis at??

Dear Pharell,


I'm seriously requesting for you to invest in either a mirror or a stylist cause' this look clearly in NOT the move! You are messing it up for us VA people! You are supposed to represent! This is not role model material.  I'm going to summons you to the Fashion Jail and is ordering you to turn yourself in ASAP!!

Thank You,

Nikki
P.S. Where da hell dew dey dress like dis ish at??

Umm.... Yeah???


Lady sits on her boyfriend and kills him! WTF! Although she killed him by sitting on him and smothering him to death, she is not getting any time behind bars! Apparently they got into an argument with her baby daddy 126 lbs and Landingham who weighs over 350 lbs in which resorted to her sitting on him. He was lying face down on the couch. She pled guilty of involuntary manslaughter in which she received only received 3 years probation and 100 hours of community service! Wow.....Where da hell dey dew dis ish at??

Friday, January 22, 2010

What In The HELL!!


Imma need Amber to go back to that damn Stripper Pole she fell off of & Kanye to stop trying to play her "Fashion Consultant"!! You making her look like a damn idiot! Look at the damn shoes Kanye has on?? I might have worked with a whole different outfitt but definitely not this one! HOT DAMN MESS!

Diddy Is Looking To Build An Army??


He is looking to do something as the reports have been surfacing that he may have impregnated his jump-off Cassie!! A reliable source say that she may be like 2 months pregnant by sperm donor Diddy!! WOW...ain't this a doggone shame! Reliable source "Cassie and Diddy have been trying to keep things under wraps. But now, as the below photos show taken earlier this week at M2 nightclub in NYC, it’s starting to show. MediaTakeOut.com’s insider claims that Cassie’s about 2 months preggers".  Peep the "Prego Pics"....

Umm....Where Are These People's Family???


This is a damn shame someone allowed their Grandpa to take a pic like this!! Why they let ol' girl on the subway looking like a Shitty Mess?? Why -o- why is the giant holding up her man with just her buttcheeks!! Where Da Hell Dey Dew Dis Ish At??


PETA....Get Em!!!



They gonna catch Hell with PETA with these get-ups!! Amber's Red Coat is the Perfect color for a "Hot Damn Mess", Ri-Ri looks like a damn Ostrich!! Lawd how Mercy!!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

This Really Is A MUG SHOT!!


Kesan from the show "G's to Gents" was arrested for beating up his 1 year old daughter. WTF! Injuries to include broken arm, one leg, three ribs, a collarbone and bruising.  He apparently tried to clear his name by calling into the local radio station "Ryan Cameron Show" saying that the accusations were false and that he was turning himself in.  Well that is one thing that pipsqueek did do in which he is being held on a $20,000 bond!! Where Da Hell Dew Dey Dew Dis At??

Monday, January 18, 2010

I Know You Are Lady Gaga But....


Dont be going on Oprah looking like an Edward Scissorhands' sister! Imma need you to show some kind of damn class when you go on Oprah... Are you kidding me?? Where da damn hell dew dey dew dis at??

Random Hot Messes !!


Monique and her hairy azz legs.........WOW! Where da hell dey dew dis at??



These were taken at an Amber Rose party in ATL at Matrixx!! The name of this club speaks for itself! A club for random azz looks ! SMDH! She is bringing them all out!

Friday, January 15, 2010

If This Is Your Kin Folk...


Please let her know she looks a Flaming Hot Damn Mess! Also Please advise to NOT do this here shyt again! .....Where da Hell dew dey look like dis at??

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Umm No Fanny.....


Apparently Fanny thinks everyone was just dumb and is seeing things as she performs with this new tattoo visibly showing.  Pictures have just surface like what 2 months ago with "Cook" on this same shoulder and now it has some other mess.  She was also seen just last week with the same guy (she had previously denied seeing that is Antwan Cook a married man that works at T-Mobile) on the beach vacationing. In the pics that were shown then she must have just gotten it done and had her scarf covering it. Here is the pic of her that shows her "Boo" tattooed name on her shoulder.....



Just be real about it..You were messing around with a married man and the Paparazzi caught ya! Just say Cheese!

Bedazzled Your "VaJayJay"??



Peep the qoute from Jennifer Love Hewitt's new dating bookin which she has a chapter that is taking about decorating your "VaJayJay": "After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays" WTF! Are you serious?? So you went to a specialist and they decorated your po-po?? What kind of ish is this?? You have taken it too damn far with the comedy....Where da Hell dew dey dew dis at??

Thou Shalt Come Upon Him & Layeth Smacketh Down Upon Him!


I know everyone has heard by now the ridiculous and azzholish response that Pat Robinson made about the crisis in Haiti. For those that were lost in the sauce like me here it is: "They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you’ll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it’s a deal- ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other” and he contrasted Haiti with its neighbor, the Dominican Republic. That island of Hispaniola is one island. It is cut down the middle; on the one side is Haiti on the other is the Dominican Republic,” he said. “Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. They need to have and we need to pray for them a great turning to god and out of this tragedy I’m optimistic something good may come. But right now we are helping the suffering people and the suffering is unimaginable."

You seen the titile of this and that is word enough for the insensitve old fart! Somebody need to do what it says! Burning me up inside! Where dew dey do this ish at?? Only at CBN / 700 Club!

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

WoW!!!!!


This crazy chick here tore up a McDonalds around about $3,000 worth of damage, all because her damn burger was messed up! WTF! Apparently Alesha McMullen ordered a cheeseburger snack wrap and instead of getting that she got a cheeseburger.  The people offered to get her order right and she refused and demanded to get her money back. She then went ballistic threw a wet floor sign over the counter, and just started tearing up ish....Then I have to ask myself....Where da hell dew dey dew dis ish at??

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Brandy Goes In!


Yes! There is one thing that B is not tolerating and that is a crazy chick trying to talk ish about her brother Ray J. As Danger calling him a queer saying that he really likes Vitamin D. She tryna say he been azzing around with Young Buck in which is not to be confused by the rapper.  He is actually a friend of his that started the same "Danger, she smashed the homie!!" Peep the posting that was made by Brandy via Twiiter!

Watch out ther now....More details later for Danger's response. That is if she dare to do such a damn thing with her crazy azz. Imma need Danger to sit her azz down somewhere!

Monday, January 11, 2010

Dennis...Em Em Em!!


Dennis Rodman was spotted out the same night that Celebrity Rehab was premiered.  He was at the Waterfalls restaurant drinking vodka in which resulted in him being escorted out by the police!  Peep his pants unzipped and it appears like he pissed himself! WOW! Where da hell dey dew dis at??

Danger Crazy A$$ Loses Her Daughter..


I am so glad of this verdict! This crazy azz chick is ordered to turn over her daughter to the father Nick Cannon's brother Gabriel. Sources say she is taking it well. Pretty much a nice way to say that she was not ready to be a mother in the first damn place! NutCase!

Lloyd Banks Arrested For Smackdown!



Or should I say Beatdown!! He beat-up and robbed a local promoter in Ontario, Canada. Authorities say that on Friday he was assaulted by Christopher Lloyd (Lloyd Banks) along with 3 other men, after a concert that he did at a Club NV in Blandford. A dispute occured about money and all hell broke lose! That is when they held him against his will, whooped beat his ass & robbed him. Take a look at the outcome!


Damn.... You got knock the F*** out!! Sometimes you gotta agree to disagree!!

Friday, January 8, 2010

WOW....No He Didn't!!


Alrighty then! What in the hell was Sisqo thinking to be coming out looking like this ish! He is coming out of the closet and this is his way of doing so?? Is this a cry for help or attention?? Does he have a new album coming out and wanted to gain some attention like the "Forehead: Ri-Ri"? Where Da Hell Dey Dew Dis Ish At??

Eh Yo! Come Get Bonquisha!


LAWD HOW MERCY! Why you standing around taking pictures of the pregnant girl perform stripper moves on the damn dance  floor?? Bonquisha of course is not her name but it appears that is what it needs to be. Somebody please help her! YOU KNOW WHAT'S NEXT! Where da hell dew dey do dis at??

Thursday, January 7, 2010

New Artist Ke$ha Looks A Damn Piping Hot Mess!



Firstly: I hope this look is not to promote your new album "Animal", cause this look will get you next to no album sales!
Secondly: How many blond Indians do you know of??
Thirdly: Who in Da Hell Is Her Stylist??
Fourthly: Where Da Hell Dew Dey Do Dat At??

The End!!

Umm? Kid Cudi Irish??


Hell naw he is not even Irish, but was seen out and about in this hideous get-up! ** Throwing Glitter** This is a hot mess indeed! Where da hell dew dey dew dis ish at??

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Absolutely No Permission For This From Michelle!!


So, PETA is getting really stupid right now!! So you decide "Hey let's slap Michelle's pic on our ad. I am sure she won't mind!" Are you serious! Are you crazy! WOW!! Reports show that Michelle did not authorize this picture for a PETA advertisement. You do know she is the First Lady! Are you nuts?? PETA's statement: “We haven’t asked the White House to fund or promote the campaign, as they can’t do such things, but the fact is that Michelle Obama has issued a statement indicating that she doesn’t wear fur, and the world should know that in PETA’s eyes, that makes her pretty fabulous,”

Where ths hell dew dey dew dis at?? C'mon!!

Random Hot Messes !!


Why or why is your "Dumb A$$" on this kind of job sleep?? Are you nuts! They clowning you!! We'll reports have stated that both parties have gotten in trouble for this the Narcoleptic & the Photographer!!

This pic is labeled "Rupaul"!! Is this him fo' real?? I like him better in drag cause apparently he had a better sense of style & fashion.  Well imma need him to not look like this posing like this is one of the designers in the background clothes or even close to it. He looks like a pimp on crack that is thinking " Oh I look good". You really need to "Coordinate"!! Where da hell dew dey dew dis at??

Snoopy, Imma need you to NOT look like the cafeteria lady that is asking " You want Green Beans?" On top of that, the plastic bag on your head is blue! Very noticable! I have heard of the "Man Bag" or "European Carry Bag" but this ish looks like a damn purse!!

How damn "Wasted" do you have to be to decide "I'm going to go bucking naked & fall asleep right here on the lawn"!! What is Mini Me doing sticking sticks up his butt!! WOW!! Where in da hell dew dey dew dis ish at??

I'm done.... I'm just so happen to run across all this foolishness at once!!

Monday, January 4, 2010

Oh Yes She Does Look Like A Damn Pinto!!


This is the alleged "Five Star Chick".  I am ordering her to get a tatoo removal ASAP because she clearly is in need of Proactiv and is clearly NOT a Five Star Chick!! Try Again!

TR & His Great Explanation Of Beating The Breaks off His Teens



Due to recent events, I am compelled to respond in detail to accusations made against me, by my daughters.

I love my Daughters, but I will not allow my children to disrespect me in my home. Contrary to what I have been accused of, I would never beat my children.

Perhaps, I should have been a stronger disciplinarian as they were growing up. I worked very hard so that my children would want for nothing.

In hindsight, I see that it was a mistake to give them everything they wanted so that they could have the childhood I never had. Unfortunately, they have taken me, and the privileged life I have given them, completely for granted.

Instead of being appreciative and realizing how fortunate they are, my children have an inflated sense of entitlement and expectation without having to work or earn their way.
However, my ‘children’ are no longer children, they are adults and I am trying to instill in them values and a work ethic of their own. My mother always told me “too many grown people can’t live in one house” so I encourage them to have their own homes if they cannot abide by the rules of mine. I am not an uptight Dad, I am as hip as they come but I will not tolerate being taken advantage of or disrespected, especially in my home.
I’ve been working since the age of 14, I bought my first car by myself. Nobody gave me a car. My kids don’t even remember their first car. I grew up with 6 of us in an apartment fighting over one bathroom. My kids have never had to share a bathroom, let alone a bedroom.
I’m asking everyone to let this one go… I’m only being a good parent. I’m a great father and everyone who knows me, knows this is true.

Thank you so much,

With all my love,

Teddy Riley

Umm based on those pics... I think not!!

Diddy Married??


Apparently he is dismissing wedding rumors to Kim Porter. As always thru his twitter page as everyone is doing now!! Peep the Tweet below and while you are at it look at the expression on Kim's face?? WTF!


Bow Wow & His Weak A$$ Apology!


We all know by now the studid azz tweet in which Bow Weezy posted on Twitter. Here is his bland azz apology as if I give 2 shitz: " Apologize for that tweet. it was stupid and immature. not a way i want to kick my #2010 year off. i got too much good stuff lined up. my bad."

J-Ho??


OMG!! Who told you it was ok to leave home looking like this?? Suit complete with the damn camel toe?? This is some BS!! An Outrage! Imma need you to fire your Stylist ASAP!

Tiger On Vanity Fair....


Doesn't look like a sex symbol or anything to be having all them hoes on his trail. I guess that is just my opinion and taste...What ya'll think of this hideous supposed to be buff picture of Tiger??